Eternal Spamnation: Archive

Feb 29th

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Random fact about me

When I was little, when I said the Pledge of Allegiance, at the part that went, “One nation, Under God, Indivisible…” I always thought it was “invisible”. Thus I grew up believing that to other countries’ radar and from space, USA was invisible, and I wondered why we were so worried about Russia during the Cold War if they couldn’t see us.

Feb 29th

Cat lovers like chocolate best, it seems: A...

So I have to sell 50 bars of chocolate for a NHS field trip to MOSI. Which is fantastic except it seems like half the school is selling these chocolates, so I have competition. My teacher said to sell them in the hallways, so I did. In the first few minutes, I got some guys walk past and say “I ain’t going to buy no chocolate from some ugly-ass bitch like you”. Then, some guy...

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...

imberantiel: pilgrimkitty: fwips: John Watkittens Sherlockitty Holmes Meowcroft Holmes James Pawiarty I approve. DEAD AHAHAHA SALEM!! Yes.

Feb 29th

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I can’t keep doing this. If I continue at this rate, something is going to break, and things will either end very well or very badly for me. The thing is, no one stays on the edge of anything. They either peer over the edge, then go back where they came from, or they topple over it. Well, my balance has never been very good.

Feb 29th

A random fact about me

When I was little, saying the Pledge of Allegiance, at the part that went, “One nation, Under God, Indivisible…” I always thought it said “invisible”. Thus I grew up thinking that to other countries’ radar and from space, USA was invisible. I then wondered why we were so worried about Russia during the Cold War since they couldn’t possibly see us,...

Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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“Děkuji že existuješ, děkuji že mě nemiluješ. Chtěl bych vrátit čas, chtěl...”

– (via dccz) Oh hey! I recognize a few words in this! *excitement* Eh… I got dekuji, nemilujes, den, sen, srdce, and uh… well that’s it >_<

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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chivalricorder: “You are free and that is why you are lost.” - Franz Kafka O wise Kafka…

Feb 28th

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How frustrating it is to find you’re out of the thing, whatever that thing may be, that you need tonight, and nothing can be done about it until the next trip to Walgreen’s. Unprepared. Unorganized. How foolish!

Feb 28th

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oh-so-very-adorkable replied to your post: cupcake-mischief replied to your post: If the… I do believe I’ve presented enough evidence over the course of our time. Overruled. No. I’ll file for an appeal at a later date, then. I find myself lacking the necessary tools anyway. Goodnight.

Feb 28th

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cupcake-mischief replied to your post: cupcake-mischief replied to your post: If the… Are you sure? Because it sounds pretty important to me. Positive! Don’t worry about me okay? I’ll be just fine…

Feb 28th

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cupcake-mischief replied to your post: If the prosecution has no further arguments nor… Wait, what are you talking about, Chelsea? Absolutely nothing of importance.

Feb 28th

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If the prosecution has no further arguments nor evidence to give on the matter, then I say: case closed! Any objections may speak now. I hear one objection, no evidence presented. Majority rule. Adjourned!

Feb 28th

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The note is the hardest part. If it’s final, it has to be good. I draft and draft but I can never get past that initial stage. A shame that I can’t ask anyone to proofread it either.

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Idk, this might sound… dramatic, but I’m considering deleting my tumblr. It’s not interesting anyway. In fact, I’ve been told it’s quite boring, and if I’m so boring then I don’t see why anyone would be interested in my blog anyway. Besides, I don’t have anything of any impotence or interest to say so why bother at all, right? I don’t know. I...

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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I put Sir Plantington into a new pot and it went...

Feb 24th

The way I eat chocolate

*eats a piece of chocolate* “Ew, this chocolate sucks!” *still has an entire box of chocolate* “Well, I’d better make sure it all sucks.”

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Currently building my swing music playlist for my party. Yes, you WILL be subjected to 1930’s style swing music (MUAHAHA!) Also. You will be subjected to international swing music. Because I’ve got some pretty awesome Czech swing music here. And you will like it.

Feb 24th

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